Arizona, The New “Show Me” State (sorry Missouri)

The Arizona “Show Me Your Papers” Bill has been signed into law.

Suspicious signs of illegals:

1. The Brian Bilbray “hairdo and shoes” recognition factor:

      a. Straw hats worn by immigrants that resemble cowboy hats.

      b. Cowboy boots.

2. Suspicious food signs of immigrants:

      a. Eggs, cheese and tortillas eaten together.

      b. Refried bean cans.

Note to illegals: avoid #1 and #2 to avoid being questioned by police.

Note to American Citizens: do not be seen eating Mexican food or sporting a Pancho Villa mustache.

Note to All: Be sure and have your papers available when traveling in Arizona.

Thank you Arizona, for your comprehensive solution to the problem of illegal immigration in the United States.

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